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giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis
by god June 4, 2005
mugGet the giada de laurentiismug.

Diar

Is trustworthy, kind, honest, and loving. He has really nice outfits and enough money to be a sugar daddy in his 20's. He has a resting bitch face that'll intimidate the fuck out of you. Diar is really fucking hot, and he isn't str8, and that's okay. Diar definitely does NOT smoke the doinks with the bros. He probably does bleach his asshole. Definitely has a gold Juul and he's really easy to talk to. He is a true american.
"diar likes to chill, make peace and have babies in the doink shack."
by god January 10, 2019
mugGet the Diarmug.

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.
SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?
by god May 26, 2003
mugGet the shmermug.

Fo Shindu My Hindu

itz like fo sheezy my neezy except not for black people and for indian people.
Fo shindu my hindu, it's the big neptindu.
by God November 5, 2003
mugGet the Fo Shindu My Hindumug.

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
by god July 5, 2009
mugGet the Credits Crunchmug.

jachimo

Jachimo Is The Wink Nation
by God January 1, 2018
mugGet the jachimomug.

SAT

the best assessment of ur abilities
Wow i can't believe u got less than a 1500 on the sat. Ur a fucking dumbass.
by God October 28, 2003
mugGet the SATmug.

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