pinged

Winning a game with the least amount of effort acting like it is going to be difficult using a strenuous posture to fake out the opponent.

I thought it was gonna be a smashing pong and instead I got pinged.

by Goatacolypse June 28, 2023

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Jimmy

A name so cool James wants it

Hi I'm Jimmy

*narrows eyes* Are you sure?
No I'm really a James. *frowny face*

by Goatacolypse April 09, 2022

Shine on

To pretend you like something or someone when you really don't.

That waitress kept calling me sweetie... Oh that shine on is just for a better tip

by Goatacolypse July 22, 2023

Glorzo

Glorzo: Everything we’ve known; Is just some shit we made up.

I'm having an existential crisis!
Glory to Glorzo.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025