pinged

Winning a game with the least amount of effort acting like it is going to be difficult using a strenuous posture to fake out the opponent.

I thought it was gonna be a smashing pong and instead I got pinged.

by Goatacolypse June 28, 2023

HateFuck

When some dude thinks of another dude that he thinks fucked you while fucking you.

That paranoid hatefuck doesn't think men and women can be just friends.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Woat

Woat: When someone is about to say; "What" and accidentally belches when saying it.

Bat-Dad: Stan it's pronounced(Randy hits Bat-Dad in the stomach) "woat".

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Glorzo

Glorzo: Everything we’ve known; Is just some shit we made up.

I'm having an existential crisis!
Glory to Glorzo.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024