2 definitions by Goat Lad

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet
by Goat Lad June 24, 2010
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The number one reason Usher should be gagged and shot.
Eric: That kid tried to gargle my balls last night.

Tim: Who?

Eric: That faggy kid, Justin Bieber.
by Goat Lad June 17, 2010
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