Definitions by Goat Lad

Siamese Handbag 

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

Siamese Handbag by Goat Lad June 26, 2010

Justin Bieber 

The number one reason Usher should be gagged and shot.

Eric: That kid tried to gargle my balls last night.

Tim: Who?

Eric: That faggy kid, Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber by Goat Lad June 19, 2010