Glorious Praisers's definitions

Polish Pride

Slang term for a miniscule penis. Popularized by Andy, certainly an owner of such and apendage

Dude, I knew Sally left you because of your polish pride, but Jesus, that thing is small!

by Glorious Praisers October 22, 2008

Risky Picks

The act of choosing which corpse to perform the sex act on after a major catastrophe.

Geez, after that plane crash, i was forced to wade through the risky picks.

by Glorious Praisers October 22, 2008

Squella

The scientific phenomena of a highly effeminate man or manlike being metamorphing into a soccermom/girls soccer coach with his penis spontaneously changing into a whistle.

O dude! Did you hear that Steve got so into coaching those 3rd grade girls soccer team that he actually ended up as a Squella for gods sake!!

by Glorious Praisers October 31, 2008