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Definitions by Glittery Goddess

Biggest Slags Ever 

1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.

Scruffy Northern Git

What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.
Essex person: You scruffy Northern Git!
Geordie: You what?
*Essex person recieves a severe beating*

Tyne&Wear 

The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.
Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).

Je Deteste 

French for 'I hate'.
Je deteste tu.
"Giz a Tab."
Tab by Glittery Goddess June 1, 2004

Brunettes 

They aren't better than Blondes, not smarter or nicer. Intelligence and personality has nothing to do with hair colour. And I do NOT walk around saying "Like, Oh My God, I'm so totally cool!". That is what American women do.
Me and my 2 best friends are blonde, and we have a real good laugh when we're out.
Not that having fun is anything to do with hair colour of course. I was trying to prove a point.
A whore. Someone who has fucked many people. So, if a person has been rode by loads of people, they are a Byke.
That woman fucked 21 people last week and 17 the week before, what a Byke!
Byke by Glittery Goddess May 31, 2004