lottho

When someone visiting a whore house for the first time, feels as if they won the lottery.

Guy 1: "Holy shit dude, there are a ton of Hos up in this bitch!"
Guy 2: "Right? It's as if we won the lottery!"
Guy 1: "You mean, the LottHO!"

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014

diplomadick

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.

Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"

by GlazeHer June 10, 2015

HOppointment

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.

Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?

by GlazeHer June 13, 2014

scenariHO

A scenario that involves a Ho.

So many online dating/hook-up sites these days, I can't keep track of every scenariHO.

by GlazeHer June 10, 2015

ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.

Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014

understoned

When you are super stoned with your lifelong best friend, not really forming complete sentences or making much sense, yet you still understand each other.

Although Lisa and Kara consumed 100mg each of delicious edibles, they still understood each other... without even saying a word, they simply just understoned each other.

by GlazeHer March 02, 2020

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023