Definitions by GlazeHer

bismargarita 

A pepto bismol margarita.

I really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!

bismargarita by GlazeHer October 8, 2016

whoregret 

Regret felt by a whore.

I banged one two many randoms last night, I have so much whoregret.

whoregret by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

meetballs 

a term used when one meets another's balls.

guy: " Hello, Sir please meetballs."
man: "Nice to meet both of you."
guy: "Chotes"

meetballs by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

I've had better 

A response used to indicate that whatever the topic of the question is, the person being asked has had better. This is typically related to coitus or food.

He: "Wow, that was awesome. Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
She: "I've had better"
He: "Yikes, ouch"
She: "Well, peace out"

I've had better by GlazeHer August 25, 2016

snore noise 

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep

The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.

snore noise by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

south bro row 

what a row of desks in an office setting is called that only contains dudes

it's hard to focus on t his conference call when south bro row gets to giggling like school girls about fantasy football, cartoons, or whatever else they are in to that day

south bro row by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

glorwhorefied 

A whore who one glorifies in their mind or when telling a story of their expedition

My bro went to a whore house last weekend and he totally glorwhorefied his experience with a thick broad.

glorwhorefied by GlazeHer August 22, 2016