GlazeHer's definitions

yellowstoned

When you are super high in Yellowstone National Park.

Man, not sure we should have consumed those edibles before our hike at Yellowstone, I am yellowstoned!

by GlazeHer July 15, 2017

carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

get a wife

A term a female uses when a man expects her to cook, clean and shut her mouth without having a ring on it.

wuss: "Hey babe, why isn't this dinner hot?!?!"
puss: "Heat that ish up in the microwave or best get a wife!"
wuss: "truth."

by GlazeHer July 2, 2014

bronever

When someone refuses to ever act like a bro.

I vow to never act like a frat boy, that shit will bronever happen!

by GlazeHer March 6, 2020

muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

gobble a dick

A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

understoned

When you are super stoned with your lifelong best friend, not really forming complete sentences or making much sense, yet you still understand each other.

Although Lisa and Kara consumed 100mg each of delicious edibles, they still understood each other... without even saying a word, they simply just understoned each other.

by GlazeHer March 1, 2020