human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

HEgret

Regret one feels the morning after sleeping with a dude who appeared to be more attractive the evening before.

I totally HEgret hooking up with that douchebag!

by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

I'd do him

An emphatic or yielding response to a question regarding what one thinks of a dude when asked by a girlfriend.

Her: "Dude in the blue plaid, yay or nay?"
She: "I'd do him."
Her: "Of course you would, but not what I asked."
She: "Ugh, fine. What to join us?"

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

add-her-all

When a female consumes so much adderall, she ends up giving her all and more!

I saw her take 20mg earlier today, I think she's on a mission to help cook Thanksgiving dinner and add-her-all to the seasoning!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

Karantine

When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.

Man, I've been in Karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!

by GlazeHer March 26, 2020

fantastedick

A fantastic tasting dick

Yo, his junk was so fantastedick, I licked my fingers for 10 hours post penetration.

by GlazeHer December 21, 2016

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014