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Definitions by Glanced @ the Pants Lance

Follicular Menage et Trois 

Three people styling and working on your hair at once.
"I love getting my hair done, nothing better than a hair wash and styling"

"You don't know true grace in feeling special at a hair stylist until you've had a follicular menage et trois"

Destinize 

Taking ownership of creating your destiny.

Not being at the whim of what external entities contribute to your reality but exercising your influence on direction.
"Everything external dictates my reality, I'll end up where I am destined to be."

"Take your personal accountability in the ability to destinize."
An acronyn for the opposite of AI genereated content, particular usage after being accused of being an artificial video, image or other material.

AIRL breaks down to "Actually In Real Life".
"Wow that video of a dude running to scale the side of a steel structure is too crazy to believe.This shits AI right?"

"Haha, not AI. It's AIRL. All me, a real human being in action."
When presented new information where you can chew on the thought provoking substance until you're satiated.
That video of the "gathering of the tribe" gives an interesting perspective of the human experience. I'll have to sit with that piece of gnawledge and digest it.

pecker premium price 

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.

scrotum surcharge 

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.
"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.