Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.

Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.

by Give me a high Fife September 07, 2022

A Joey Ramone

When somebody puts something in someone's drink but then they see them up close and realize they have made a terrible mistake.

Remember that one time somebody gave Gary a Joey Ramone.

by Give me a high Fife October 23, 2019

Jussie Smollett

When you eat a girl out after you take out your dentures.

My dude Gary will give you the best Jussie Smollett yo.

by Give me a high Fife October 23, 2019

Nacho Bel Ariana Grande

A large plate of nachos seved on a naked Italian girl. Availability may vary by location.

Gary always orders the Nacho Bel Ariana Grande. WHALE!

by Give me a high Fife September 06, 2022

Hot Cosby

A shot of jello pudding with a large dosage of rohypnol.

Here, I made you a Hot Cosby. It's just jello pudding Gary, I promise.

by Give me a high Fife October 23, 2019

Shag Nasty

A delinquent teenager that's always up to no good.

I hope Gary's child doesn't grow up to be a shag nasty.

by Give me a high Fife September 06, 2022

Metapause

Whenever someone stops using the metaverse.

Gary went through severe metapause after he saw TRON: Legacy.

by Give me a high Fife October 04, 2022