Girl7's definitions

whatev

originaly used in the 2006 milkyway commercial, a shortned and funny way of saying "whatever."

mother: "you need to study for your test tomorrow!"

son: "whatev...i'll be fine."

by girl7 December 7, 2006

hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006

diddle

to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.

girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"

boy: "heck yes!"

by girl7 December 30, 2006

Cattack

The act of bombarding a person with cat videos, memes and pictures until they love cats.

"He said he doesn't trust cats so i'm gonna cattack him"

"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"

by Girl7 September 7, 2014

makeout whore

a girl that makes out with numerous guys, sober or intoxicated, but has no intentions of making a relationship out of it. she does this for pure pleasure and the enjoyment of the moment.

guy: "so, do you want to maybe catch a movie with me later this week?"

girl: "i don't know..."

guy: "but, we totally hit it off at that party last night! i thought you were into me?"

girl: "don't take it personally, but i'm just a makeout whore."

by girl7 November 9, 2006

delovely

the only word used to descibe your feelings towards a person the exact moment you realize you are in forever in love with them.

*boyfriend and girlfriend watching a movie, girl eating popcorn and turns towards her boyfriend, only to catch him starring at her*

girl: "why are you looking at me like that?"

guy: "you are delovely, you are perfect, you are breathtaking...and i will always love you."

by girl7 December 8, 2006

wifey

used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.

jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"

by girl7 December 8, 2006