20 definitions by Giovanni Mann

Wafflecock

1. To hit or throw with excessive force; a step above a "wallop."

2. A nonsensical insult, implying one's penis resembles a waffle.

3. A falsehood, bullshit, poppycock

1. "If I had some guy trying to rub up on me on the daily, I'd wafflecock that fucker right in the mush."

2. "You're such a wafflecock."

3. "Everton? In the playoffs? WAFFLECOCK my good sir! Pure, unadulterated wafflecock!

by Giovanni Mann October 18, 2017

Sopranos Finale

1. To end something in a way that does not make sense at all.

2. To end something like the Sopranos did.

Jack: I noticed that thlast page of your book s missing a page.
Jill: No, no pages have ben ripped out.
Jack:Oh...so it's a Sopranos Finale?
Jill:Pretty much, yeah.

by Giovanni Mann November 18, 2007

Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 11, 2009

dimestop

a word used to shorten the phrase stopping on a dime or stopped on a dime
It can also be used with an ed or with an ing.

guy #1: Did you see that move that Wayne Gretzki just did?
guy #2: Yeah, he was just about to hit the wall he saved himself useing a dimestop.

by Giovanni Mann April 4, 2008

A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless Republicans

Fox News

Fox News is A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless republicans

by Giovanni Mann May 26, 2009

0t4bs

Also known as ZTFBS, it stands for Zero Tolerance For BullSh*t

Guy: I hate crackas.
Buddy: What did you just say?
Guy: You're black, what do you care?
Buddy: Muthaf**ka I got 0T4BS

by Giovanni Mann December 17, 2008