Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017

Nagasaki Suntan

A person who is sun-burnt to the level that they have got all up in the grill of a thermonuclear explosion.

Alex, being too tough for sun-cream, expected mercy from Apollo, but unfortunately suffered a Nagasaki Suntan.

by Ginger Danish October 16, 2017

The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011