Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gimpy Pete

mook (n.)

A retarded woman. most likely incompetant or just fuckin stupid

"I cant believbe they make me work with this fuckin mook

Heart attack created when some fat fuck who had one "clutched" his chest

Phil had a clutcher. now he's dead.

the act of getting shafted

I caught major shaftage for lookin up porn at work.