A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse.
Also: willywardy willywarding
Also: willywardy willywarding
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywarder."
"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"
"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"
by Gilbert Wirrel May 26, 2018
VERB:
Unfoundedly glorifying yourself and mainly your own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believing yourself to be a stud to the point where you think all women want your penis and feel entitled to sexual intercourse.
Also: willywarder willywardy
Unfoundedly glorifying yourself and mainly your own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believing yourself to be a stud to the point where you think all women want your penis and feel entitled to sexual intercourse.
Also: willywarder willywardy
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he totally willywarded the whole thing."
"I had this creep willywarding me all night, I could see he wasn't going to take no for an answer. I had to get out of there!"
"I had this creep willywarding me all night, I could see he wasn't going to take no for an answer. I had to get out of there!"
by Gilbert Wirrel May 26, 2018
VERB:
Making someone believe that fitness, the gym, etc. are the answer to all of life's problems.
The act of creating a perceived gang or tribe and using rhetoric to brainwash it's members into subscribing to or even promoting your product or service. This use of rhetoric to make your product or service the key to all happiness and success is common practice in the fitness industry (most notably crossfit), with many gyms and fitness establishments even incorporating said rhetoric into their branding and marketing, making them indispensable and vital to their customers' ability to function by taking away all sense of individuality and replacing it with a mob mentality of belonging and strength in numbers. In short, brainwashing people and making fitness and exercise into a cult in order to profit from it.
Coined by marketing containing words and phrases such as "join our gang", "come and be a part of the family", "this is where you belong", "your second home", etc.
Also: tribewashed
Making someone believe that fitness, the gym, etc. are the answer to all of life's problems.
The act of creating a perceived gang or tribe and using rhetoric to brainwash it's members into subscribing to or even promoting your product or service. This use of rhetoric to make your product or service the key to all happiness and success is common practice in the fitness industry (most notably crossfit), with many gyms and fitness establishments even incorporating said rhetoric into their branding and marketing, making them indispensable and vital to their customers' ability to function by taking away all sense of individuality and replacing it with a mob mentality of belonging and strength in numbers. In short, brainwashing people and making fitness and exercise into a cult in order to profit from it.
Coined by marketing containing words and phrases such as "join our gang", "come and be a part of the family", "this is where you belong", "your second home", etc.
Also: tribewashed
"I was at the gym all the time, I totally thought it was the answer to all my problems. They were tribewashing me for months."
"I keep seeing all these insta posts trying to tribewash me into thinking I need that shit to be a better person..."
"I keep seeing all these insta posts trying to tribewash me into thinking I need that shit to be a better person..."
by Gilbert Wirrel May 26, 2018
A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse. A creep.
Also: willywarder willywarding
Also: willywarder willywarding
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywardy."
"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”
"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”
by Gilbert Wirrel May 26, 2018
A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse. A creep.
Also: willywarder willywarding
Also: willywarder willywarding
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywardy."
"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”
"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”
by Gilbert Wirrel May 26, 2018