theft

the prime funtion of a CEO

CEO: 'The company is broke but i made $400 million. I must admit, i do my job quite well. Time to go back to my golden castle full of antiques in narnia.'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 18, 2003

hellacopter

it looks just like a helicopter, but it kicks ass

In my hellacopter i flew into outer space, ate some children and whaled on my guitar. I don't know any helicopters that would let you do that. Helicopters are whack.

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003

buy a wife

one of my favorite insults

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003

miffed

to be miffed is to have your eyebrows shaven by others when you are in a stupor

yo! Shaun got miffed at a party but they changed their minds and drew his eyebrows back on with magic marker. He didn't notice.

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003

personality

something that you pretend to have before sex

i paid for dinner so she let me spray my personality on her face

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 20, 2003

merican

the opposite of anything american

so somebody who is not fat, loud and obnoxious

parent 1: 'wow, your kid is quite merican'
me: 'i know. It's because i starve him, keep him in the basement and beat him with a truncheon.'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 25, 2003