the prime funtion of a CEO
CEO: 'The company is broke but i made $400 million. I must admit, i do my job quite well. Time to go back to my golden castle full of antiques in narnia.'
it looks just like a helicopter, but it kicks ass
In my hellacopter i flew into outer space, ate some children and whaled on my guitar. I don't know any helicopters that would let you do that. Helicopters are whack.
something that you pretend to have before sex
i paid for dinner so she let me spray my personality on her face
one of my favorite insults
chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'
the opposite of anything american
so somebody who is not fat, loud and obnoxious
parent 1: 'wow, your kid is quite merican'
me: 'i know. It's because i starve him, keep him in the basement and beat him with a truncheon.'
to be miffed is to have your eyebrows shaven by others when you are in a stupor
yo! Shaun got miffed at a party but they changed their minds and drew his eyebrows back on with magic marker. He didn't notice.