Definitions by George W. Fucker

Canadia 

A country to which plays host and gives legal responsibilities to such creatures known as mounties.

Shit! I just got busted with my crack by the mounties of Canadia!

Canadia by George W. Fucker November 8, 2003

mountie 

An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.

Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!

mountie by George W. Fucker November 8, 2003