penis

(n) An object which males possess which has the soul purpose of giving sexual pleasure

His penis is soooo long!

by George W. Fucker November 12, 2003

mountie

An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.

Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!

by George W. Fucker November 08, 2003