9 definitions by George W. Fucker

mountie

An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.

Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!

by George W. Fucker November 8, 2003

Canadia

A country to which plays host and gives legal responsibilities to such creatures known as mounties.

Shit! I just got busted with my crack by the mounties of Canadia!

by George W. Fucker November 8, 2003