The following is an example from Epic Rap Battles of History, a YouTube series
Miley Cyrus:
Let me guess, You're just here to hate
Well you can stand in the autograph line and wait
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
To Spit harsh words in this French maid's face
You died a virgin girl, who you think you're messing with?
It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, Bitch!
I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up
You getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up
Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic I milk it
You could say this rap is like my alter ego, cause I killed it!
Joan of Arc:
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the angels tell me to turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out through here teeth
Je suis la fille en feu call me Katniss Everdeen
When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray
I came to Frenchmen's aid in the time of need
Cause I'm the Maid of Orleans, You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey
My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa
You gotta die for something, Miley, just picture your epitaph
Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass
Miley Cyrus:
Let me guess, You're just here to hate
Well you can stand in the autograph line and wait
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
To Spit harsh words in this French maid's face
You died a virgin girl, who you think you're messing with?
It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, Bitch!
I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up
You getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up
Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic I milk it
You could say this rap is like my alter ego, cause I killed it!
Joan of Arc:
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the angels tell me to turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out through here teeth
Je suis la fille en feu call me Katniss Everdeen
When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray
I came to Frenchmen's aid in the time of need
Cause I'm the Maid of Orleans, You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey
My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa
You gotta die for something, Miley, just picture your epitaph
Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass
by George Stuffalottapuss November 09, 2013
lin-duh-tee
noun
1. A delicious but ultimately weird chocolate ball with a solid outer and a milky-inner.
noun
1. A delicious but ultimately weird chocolate ball with a solid outer and a milky-inner.
Most of the employees who work at the Stratham, NH manufacturing plant of Lindt Chocolate Factory are underpaid Filipinos who don't speak much English.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 04, 2012
in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun
1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.
2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America
adjective, noun
1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.
2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
Note: This definition describes the preposition. For the FBI, please speak loudly and clearly into your mobile device, even if it is turned off.
ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition
1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.
2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.
ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition
1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.
2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.
Since adjectative verb prepositions are a new concept to the English language, sighting them is as rare as the elusive Anglican Two-Puss of Rhodesia. Thus, the definition of said grammatical evolution pre-empts the creation of such descriptively verbacious words as collapshickal.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
hey-shuhnt.
1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. Outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.
Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis in the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society known as "modernity."
Hastience
Hastiently
Hastientness
1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. Outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.
Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis in the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society known as "modernity."
Hastience
Hastiently
Hastientness
Every US presidential candidate is hastient with regard to their ascension to the Presidency. Once they get there, they're just psychopaths on a rampage at the helm of the largest and most powerful military ever known to humankind.
Whilst awaiting for his boyfriend to climax, Tosh subconsciously gave his man 0 points as he hastiently took it up his now inflamed anus so as not to hurt his haisian man's feminine sensitivity, especially since they had just run out of Cialis.
Whilst awaiting for his boyfriend to climax, Tosh subconsciously gave his man 0 points as he hastiently took it up his now inflamed anus so as not to hurt his haisian man's feminine sensitivity, especially since they had just run out of Cialis.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 13, 2011
hey-shun
noun
1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.
noun
1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.
All of the Haitians, being French-speaking, hear little difference in pronunciation of the words "Haitian" and "Haisian." Thus the difference is in the eye of the beholder -- slanted or rounded.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 16, 2011
The economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011