George Schwanz's definitions

The Milk Bone

Taking a dried up white dog turd and shoving it into a woman's vagina.

If you don't stop bitching I am about to give you The Milk Bone.

by George Schwanz November 8, 2011

Ham Bone

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.

Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.

by George Schwanz October 25, 2011

Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots

The act of a man placing the wrinkly scrotum over the other partners nose resembling boots hanging from a tied string.

When I watched "Lemon Party" did I see one of those old men perform Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots?

by George Schwanz May 10, 2011

Brown Bagging

The act of having anal intercourse with a African (American) male while his scrotum slaps against the partners anus.

When Jerome told his friends about his time last night they asked if he participated in Brown Bagging her. He replied "Hell Yeah son I beat the shit out of that Chili Chute".

by George Schwanz April 24, 2011

Mud Mohawk

The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.

When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.

by George Schwanz March 23, 2011