Geoff Payne's definitions

smoft

Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.

"Wow - your legs are really smoft"

by Geoff Payne November 14, 2005

kiplament

A contracted word meaning "kitchen implement". Can include (but is not limited to) tongs, knives, wooden spoons, potato mashers, forks, and whisks. Very useful when suffering a hangover and having trouble remembering words for specific items.

"Pass me that kiplament, would you?", or "That's my f*#%ing kiplament!!".

by Geoff Payne October 31, 2005