kiplament

A contracted word meaning "kitchen implement". Can include (but is not limited to) tongs, knives, wooden spoons, potato mashers, forks, and whisks. Very useful when suffering a hangover and having trouble remembering words for specific items.

"Pass me that kiplament, would you?", or "That's my f*#%ing kiplament!!".

by Geoff Payne October 31, 2005

Kelament

The word used when you have taken so much ketamine that you have taken the elemental form of ketamine

Woah mate you are really in your Kelament tonight

by Ketamine Finn July 11, 2024