Definitions by Geoff Lilley

brick tuesday 

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

brick tuesday by Geoff Lilley May 3, 2007

rubber chicken dance 

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

rubber chicken dance by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006

negrowth 

A big ass afro on an African-American person.

That dude's Afro is beyond Afro, it's some serious Negrowth.

negrowth by Geoff Lilley May 6, 2006

spousesided 

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.

I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"

spousesided by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006