whalernub

The tiny genitalia of a whaler. Often shrunken by the cold sea winds and dehydrated by the salty air. (Not to be confused with “wailernub” which is the penis of a wailing man).

“I was going to let that fisherman hit it but then I found out he had a whalernub”

by Geoff Geoff March 17, 2022

wailernub

The stubby penis of a wailing man. Generally shrunken by the tears the wailer releases, dehydrating his genitalia. Often used as a name to describe a cry baby. (Not do be confused with “whalernub” which is the penis of a whaler.)

Evan won’t stop crying. He’s such a wailernub.

by Geoff Geoff March 17, 2022