Geoff AF's definitions

Charlie Kornheiser

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.

In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."

by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

Bingodick

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

by Geoff AF January 5, 2020

yesto

Another way to say "yesterday" if you're short on time.

Eva said she went down to the beach yesto and found some nice shells.

by Geoff AF July 23, 2025

heavytext

A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.

Sharon just dropped a five-screen heavytext on me about her last relationship.

by Geoff AF June 8, 2025