Geoff AF's definitions

Charlie Kornheiser

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.

In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."

by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

by Geoff AF April 30, 2010

yesto

Another way to say "yesterday" if you're short on time.

Eva said she went down to the beach yesto and found some nice shells.

by Geoff AF July 23, 2025

dramagician

Someone who conjures up drama or dramatic situations to spice things up.

Otis is such a dramagician! Everything was going fine until he started telling stories about everyone being at that orgy last night. He really knows how to stir shit up.

by Geoff AF September 4, 2016