Geoff AF's definitions

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

by Geoff AF April 30, 2010

Bingodick

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

by Geoff AF January 5, 2020

heavytext

A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.

Sharon just dropped a five-screen heavytext on me about her last relationship.

by Geoff AF June 8, 2025

attachments

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.

(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"

by Geoff AF May 8, 2010