Geoff AF's definitions

waggytooter

Southern name for a penis.

"Wow, look at Jimmy's waggytooter! He was gifted!"

by Geoff AF May 3, 2021

LNOL

Laugh NOT out loud. Used when alone.

Sarah texted me a pic of her in a string bikini and I couldn't help but LNOL.

by Geoff AF January 12, 2016

attachments

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.

(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"

by Geoff AF May 8, 2010

heavytext

A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.

Sharon just dropped a five-screen heavytext on me about her last relationship.

by Geoff AF June 8, 2025