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Westside Treasure

a reasonably attractive skank that frequents the bars on the west side of US 131 in Grand Rapids, MI that typically lives on the west side as well

Let's go get drunk and pick up some Westside Treasures!

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a map that helps you locate bars where you could find a Westside Treasure or two (or three!)

I printed up a Westside Treasure Map for the bachelor party this weekend!

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