Definitions by General Spoon

Omnidextrus 

Able to use any hand, any place, any time.

Like ambidextrus, but better.

You see that? I can do that because I am Omnidextrus

Omnidextrus by General Spoon May 4, 2008

Teledextrus 

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus

He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.

Teledextrus by General Spoon May 4, 2008

Tard 

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

Tard by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Fucktard 

A cross between Fuck and Bastard to produce a more serious insult than Bastard. Generally used to descri be someone who performs an act that is considered stupid.

"You are such a Fucktard"

Fucktard by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Face 

An arbitary term used in answer to many questions or requests. A word that can be used, often randomly in any situation.

"whats that new game like?"
"Your Face"

Face by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Gay baby 

Used to describe an arkward silence in conversation.

"Every Arkward silence, A gay baby is born" is how the saying supposedly goes.

"ooo, a gay baby was just born"

Gay baby by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Connelling 

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion

Go look at connaling to define Connelling

Connelling by General Spoon April 16, 2008