General Spoon's definitions

Shizzle ma Nizzle

Said in an over dramatised accent, Used as an exclamation.

Actually means "shit my nigger" although not used in that context in this case.

"will you come over here and look at this?"
on looking:
"Shizzle ma Nizzle!"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

To the Pub

A phrase used in theatre by the technical team to signal the end of any task

"thats done, now to the pub!

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Gay baby

Used to describe an arkward silence in conversation.

"Every Arkward silence, A gay baby is born" is how the saying supposedly goes.

"ooo, a gay baby was just born"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Wass

A Piss, the act of urinating. Comes from the german for water. pronounced "Wazz"

See also: Wasser which is a toilet

"just going for a wass"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Teledextrus

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus

He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.

by General Spoon May 4, 2008

Pint

Word used to describe any drink. Started with beer, but now used to describe any drink, often at times when beer would not be the appropriate drink.

"lets go to the school canteen for a pint"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008