Gavin 's definitions

gavman666

I friggen legend whom everyone loves, looks up to and respects.

There are none better than gavman666

by Gavin July 31, 2004

shuv

a fun, free voice and messaging mobile app that lets you creatively customize and choose the ringtone (including all of the Sony Music library) that the person you are calling will hear.

I just shuv'd my friend with a loud, ridiculously obnoxious ringtone. No regrets

by Gavin November 4, 2014

pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

thali cafe

yogurt weaving venue ran by capitalist rainbow nazis. Will sell you a bowl of boiled lentils and a thinbal of yougurt and happily charge you 7 quid. Sorry they do put a sprig of corriander on top.
The beers 3 quid for a half.

-that'll be 49 pounds please.
-Thats cheap
-yes we have a special on the thali as we are at War

by gavin September 27, 2003

bailiff

thick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.

:is mister titwank in?
:who?

by gavin September 14, 2003

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

by GaViN May 14, 2015

D&D

1. A role-playing game utilizing paper, pencils (or pens), multi-faceted plastic objects (see: dice, die) and books (see: literacy). Played, despite stereotypes, by members of virtually all demographics (see: big words). Players and game alike are vilified by those with small minds and, generally, smaller vocabularies.

2. An enjoyable hobby, but a sure way to get NO ass at a party. Alas.

Remember, when you and a halfling are running away from a hungry dragon, you don;t have to outrun the dragon....just the halfling.

by Gavin October 1, 2003