Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

Biesh

An adjective for something, or someone, that is really crap.

"That is totally biesh!"
"Ya is da biesh"
"Biiiieeesh!"

by Gavin December 07, 2003

turbo island

euphemism for the green triangle

fuck the monday club lets go to turbo island

by gavin October 11, 2003

brew crew

pikey with 20 odd pence more than white cider pikey

-'mothers joined the brew crew'
-'snobby cunt'

by gavin September 14, 2003

haraam

fucking

haraam sala - fucking idiot

by gavin October 21, 2003

elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 04, 2003

blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003