Definitions by Gatch Attack

Karen 

A determined, yet very insane woman who's only goal in life is to take your kids. They don't even have to be her kids. If your kids are in proximity of Karen, then say goodbye to them because they are her kids now.

Please, Karen, I just want my kids back. It's been five years!

I hate Karen. She took the fucking kids.

Karen by Gatch Attack January 18, 2019

Math 

A necessary evil

Math is something (myself included) despise, but without it, we wouldn't be nearly as advanced as we are today.

Math by Gatch Attack July 23, 2017

Radical Islam

A group of skateboarding Muslims who are totally rad. Their famous catch phrase is, "Allahu Akbar"

Bob: I just won free tickets to a Radical Islam show!

Mohammed: Woah, totally rad! Allahu Akbar!

Radical Islam by Gatch Attack July 23, 2017

Flat Earther 

Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.

I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.

Flat Earther by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017

Pulling a Mufasa 

When your uncle kills your father in order to take over the kingdom and/or family business

Kid 1: Yo! Did you know uncle Bob killed Dad?

Kid 2: Oh shit, bro, why?!?
Kid 1: Uncle Bobwanted to take over the family business.
Kid 2: Damn, I guess you could say he was....Pulling a Mufasa

Pulling a Mufasa by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017