Definitions by Gary Johns

butt scrumping 

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

butt scrumping by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

marmite muncher 

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

marmite muncher by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

inCOCKnito 

The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.

Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito

inCOCKnito by Gary Johns July 18, 2006