4 definitions by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration

Emiliano Francis McKie Short

Wham curly hair women magnetic. Overly attracted towards small people.

A sad soul who stays inside all day. Large muscle mass and has an unusual addiction to bagged water.

Tim: Hey did you see Austen Maneggio earlier?

Everyone: Who??

Professional beater, great back handing technique and can down anybody with one swing

Man: Did you see Jamie get hit?

Not man: Yes! Hugh was a proper Hugh Pope!

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.

David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!