Austen Maneggio

A sad soul who stays inside all day. Large muscle mass and has an unusual addiction to bagged water.
Tim: Hey did you see Austen Maneggio earlier?

Everyone: Who??
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Emiliano Francis McKie Short

Wham curly hair women magnetic. Overly attracted towards small people.
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Hugh Pope

Professional beater, great back handing technique and can down anybody with one swing
Man: Did you see Jamie get hit?

Not man: Yes! Hugh was a proper Hugh Pope!
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Kai Roberts

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.
David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!
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