Definitions by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration

Austen Maneggio 

A sad soul who stays inside all day. Large muscle mass and has an unusual addiction to bagged water.

Tim: Hey did you see Austen Maneggio earlier?

Everyone: Who??

Austen Maneggio by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

Kai Roberts 

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.

David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!

Kai Roberts by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

Hugh Pope 

Professional beater, great back handing technique and can down anybody with one swing

Man: Did you see Jamie get hit?

Not man: Yes! Hugh was a proper Hugh Pope!

Hugh Pope by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

Emiliano Francis McKie Short 

Wham curly hair women magnetic. Overly attracted towards small people.

Austen: Hello

Kai: stop being so Emiliano Francis McKie short!

Emiliano Francis McKie Short by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 19, 2022