Definitions by Gar
Malice Green Monster
the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet
often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life
named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD
the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)
unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life
named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD
the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)
unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
Malice Green Monster by GAR February 5, 2004
Purple Wonder
First water bong ever purchased by the infamous duo of: ElCapeton & LeGar
possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session
custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine
possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session
custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine
"dude, wanna bong rip?"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"
Purple Wonder by GAR February 5, 2004
S S S
abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'
term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.
variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc
term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.
variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc
skindiggit
person who is generally undesireable.
often used to describe minorities.
may be applied to any person though.
variants: diggit, dig, skindig
often used to describe minorities.
may be applied to any person though.
variants: diggit, dig, skindig
skindiggit by GAR February 4, 2004