12 definitions by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it

squared away

A term used by all branches of the United States military services to describe one whose performance is even with or above satisfactory level, and that has continued such performance consistantly for an extended period of time. Alternately, this term may be applied to objects, placed, events, or generally anything that presents a high level of military order and discipline.

"Damn, private, you are squared away."
"By the time

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004

dirtbag

A slang used in the United States Army to describe a soldier whose performance is lacking. Dirtbag is typically used to describe a soldier with long term performance issues, whereas similar US Army slang, such as "Ate up" and "Soup sandwich" are used in the short term. All soldiers have at one time or another been designated as "Ate up" or "Soup Sandwich," but only those with significant long term problems are labelled as being dirtbags.

"Soldier, you were once just ate up, but now you're becoming a real dirt bag. Are you proud?"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004

soup sandwich

A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."

The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.

"You are SOUP, private! You are a dog-gone SOUP SANDWICH! DROP!"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004

PFC

Pronounced as an acronym, this term can either denote the United States Army rank of E3, or as slang in the same army can mean "Proud Fucking Civilian." Most often, the second context is used by service members soon to finish their time in the service and return to civilian life.

"By next week, I'll be a PFC."
"But you're a sergeant..."
"Proud Fucking Civilian"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004

Iffie

A military slang used in the Unites States Army that describes a team of soldiers, usually in a maintenance unit, who repair and inspect sensitive electronic equipment, including, but not limitted to, such things as missile guidance systems.

"That iffie shop is squared away! Now, I know how things work in an iffie, so I won't go down there, but you tell them that first sergeant is happy."

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004

drop

A term that is slang for a more formal set of orders in the United States Army. Drop is a command that may replace the set, "Half left face! Front leaning rest position, move!" This order is used when instructing a soldier of lesser rank to do pushups as a method of discipline for minor infractions.

"You're SOUP, private! DROP!"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004

e-penix

A measurement of one's online ego, usually in relation either to technical abilitites and assets or a reflection of one's ability to win online arguments.

See e-penis and penix

We just come to see giant American e-penix! Our e-penix is very small... So very, very small. But you Americans' e-penix is huge! Enormous e-penix! E-penix so big, so very, very big! We are happy to be in same room with huge American e-penix!

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004