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Iffie

A military slang used in the Unites States Army that describes a team of soldiers, usually in a maintenance unit, who repair and inspect sensitive electronic equipment, including, but not limitted to, such things as missile guidance systems.

"That iffie shop is squared away! Now, I know how things work in an iffie, so I won't go down there, but you tell them that first sergeant is happy."

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

e-penix

A measurement of one's online ego, usually in relation either to technical abilitites and assets or a reflection of one's ability to win online arguments.

See e-penis and penix

We just come to see giant American e-penix! Our e-penix is very small... So very, very small. But you Americans' e-penix is huge! Enormous e-penix! E-penix so big, so very, very big! We are happy to be in same room with huge American e-penix!

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

drop

A term that is slang for a more formal set of orders in the United States Army. Drop is a command that may replace the set, "Half left face! Front leaning rest position, move!" This order is used when instructing a soldier of lesser rank to do pushups as a method of discipline for minor infractions.

"You're SOUP, private! DROP!"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

legs

Used as a slang term by airborn members of the United States Army to playfully describe non-airborn members.

See dirt dart, as it is the expression used in the same military branch with reverse definition.

"My buddy will be deploying with us, although he's one of that maintenance unit's legs."

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

soup

A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is lacking.

See soup sandwich

"You are SOUP, private! DROP!"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

soup sandwich

A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."

The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.

"You are SOUP, private! You are a dog-gone SOUP SANDWICH! DROP!"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

dirt dart

A slang term used by non-airborn personel in the United States Army to playfully describe airborn personel.

"I was given the option to go airborn on my orders, but I'm not dirt dart!"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004