Paul

Paul is a lazy, blob of hamburger helper that throws insults out to ease the pain of oncoming heart disease.

Person 1:that guy is really fat, what do I call him

Person 2: call him paul

by Gage Cormier June 18, 2022

Gage

Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league

Whos that?
Oh that's just Gage
He sucks ass

by Gage Cormier November 06, 2020

Caleb

A fucking cunt, he only cares for himself and his favorite word is "hoe"

Dude you're being such a Caleb

by Gage Cormier November 06, 2020