Definitions by Gaboantsa

telephone marriage 

Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.

Ben: You know, Mark calls his wife so often!
Steve: Yeah, I know, he has a "telephone marriage"

telephone marriage by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011

Kentucky Fucking Chicken 

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

Kentucky Fucking Chicken by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011

samsunger 

Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.

"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.

samsunger by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011