/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.
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Person 2: Yeah?
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(figurative example)
Darren: WHAT UP MY BITCHES
Liem: You're right fucked mate
Darren: Well that ain't good
(I'm sorry I don't want to give a literal example)
Darren: WHAT UP MY BITCHES
Liem: You're right fucked mate
Darren: Well that ain't good
(I'm sorry I don't want to give a literal example)
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Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
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Person 2: I'M HIGH ON PMT BITCH!
Person 1: Seriously? Stay away from me until you burn it off.
Person 2: I'M HIGH ON PMT BITCH!
Person 1: Seriously? Stay away from me until you burn it off.
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Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: I beat the shit out of em
Person 2: DROGCHAMP
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: I beat the shit out of em
Person 2: DROGCHAMP
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His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.
Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.
He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.
Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.
He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
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