Genital Jousting

The highest rated videogame of 2016, in which players take the form of giant slithering dicks and attempt to penetrate the other players.
Dude the dlc for Genital Jousting is finaly out.
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 27, 2016
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Craig

"That damn Craig is sleeping with my wife again" - Jerry
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew February 01, 2020
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Texas Shit Ton

The only American metric unit.
The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.
To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 11, 2016
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