Definitions by GANJAMAN

you don't know me! 

what all young I- think- I'm-misunderstood- by- society -so- let-me-listen-to-gay-ass-emo yells at their parents once in while,so they can really convince themselves that the world is out to get them and they're rebels but in reality they're just conformist SoB's

Fat Mom: Want some cookies?
Angry teenager that goes to Hot Topic and thinks they're cool: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!GO AWAY LINKIN PARK!!!
Fat Mom: Fine then more for me

you don't know me! by GANJAMAN February 11, 2005

random 

Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!

random by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005

Sunset Place

This random mall where old smokey lives but I've never been (yep I hate miami; too much rap)

AMBERCROMBIE1069: LOL!!!1111 LETS GO TO SUNSET AND GIVE JIMMY A HANDJOB!!!!111
GuCcIfReAk1334: SHOPPING!!!!!111

Sunset Place by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005

Kurt Cobain

The dude's totally overrated but he's cool. He ain't no god, the last thing he wanted was for people to think he was. Genuis, but not that smart

".....everyone is gay..."

Kurt Cobain by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005

yellow ledbetter 

an awesome pearl jam song that sounds like fellow bedwetter and kicks arse. its one of those songs you listen with your boyfriend and then cry on each other all day then eat sushi.

"out on the porch...."

yellow ledbetter by GANJAMAN December 2, 2004

summit 

tiny little city in New Jersey that is the ultimate epitome of coolness.

Random person: I'm from Summit

Other random person: OMG!!! I MUST WORSHIP YOU!!!!

summit by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004

joe cocker 

This dude who danced very strange, as though he was retarded, and have a gravely dry voice. He sang at woodstock '69 and became famous for his strange movements. Also perfected a beatles song. His last name turns me on

Joe Cocker: AHH WITH A LITTLE OF MY FRIENDS!!! <dances and around dies>

joe cocker by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004