2 definitions by G. Godsey
When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
1.) “Yo Sheman, what did you get your girl for your anniversary?”
2) “I gave her a Hot Hershey, brah”
2) “I gave her a Hot Hershey, brah”
by G. Godsey March 19, 2019