crispy

A response to the greeting "how's the waffle cooked", meaning everything is going well.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

Burnt

A response to the greeting "how's the waffle cooked", meaning you are angry, agitated or otherwise pissed in mood.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Man, it's freakin BURNT. My uncle fell into a wood chipper and died and he didn't leave me anything in his will."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

Soggy

A response to the greeting "how's the waffle cooked", meaning things aren't the best and you are sad or otherwise down in mood.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Pretty soggy, man. My uncle fell into a wood chipper."

by G T Ripper December 09, 2008