Definitions by Funnyyyyyyy joke

texan dickfudge 

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

texan dickfudge by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Low Key Hokey Pokey 

Fucking on the DL.

Me: Ay gurl, wanna do the low key hokey pokey?
Girl: Okie dokie!

Low Key Hokey Pokey by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017