Funk Naz-T's definitions

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

boinger

An erect male penis. A stiffy. A boner. A hard-on. A woody.

"Lookin' at your sister's ass is givin' me a boinger!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Jersey Mack Daddy

New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."

Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"

by Funk Naz-T April 13, 2006

pootie lips

see beef curtains

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

The Man

The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."

"Damn The Man!" -Victim of the "establishment"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Mexi-Rican

An individual of indeterminate Hispanic origin.

"Sanchez is some kinda' Mexi-Rican. I don't know where he's from, but he don't talk English too good."

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003