jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.
"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"
by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003
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boinger

An erect male penis. A stiffy. A boner. A hard-on. A woody.
"Lookin' at your sister's ass is givin' me a boinger!"
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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The Man

The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."
"Damn The Man!" -Victim of the "establishment"
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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pootie lips

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"
by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003
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meejum

Redneck term for "medium." Often heard at McDonald's restaurants near trailer parks.
"Kin I git a Big Mac an' a meejum fries?"
by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003
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meat flaps

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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