Funk & Wagnal's definitions

sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009

dolly llama

An inflatable partner (i.e. a blow-up doll) in the shape of a llama.

"Why is farmer Joe in such a good mood today?"

"He had a date with the dolly llama last night."

"Gross!"

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009

lickdabby

A sweet or salty snack that appeases the hunger cravings between meals.

Blaine was starving, so he grabbed a lickdabby to tide him over until dinner.

by Funk & Wagnal August 28, 2009