Definitions by Fuckthatnoise

Blumpkin Pie 

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

Blumpkin Pie by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

coagulated cumquats by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Joust 

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

Joust by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015