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by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021
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When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
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