Definitions by Fuck this why am I called that

Jasmine 

She's very small in size. A real dwarf. You can call her Samwise Gamgee if you want because 1. she's just as short and 2. very supportive. Over all a very uwu person.

Someone: hey Sam wanna carry the ring to Mordor with me
Jasmine: I'M LITERALLY ONLY 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN YOU

Jasmine by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

March 22 

Generally, being the day my chemical romance broke up, march 22 has been a rather terrifying day for lots of people for the long period of almost six years. Even tho march 22 generally doesn't have to affect us that much anymore, as fall 2019 has brought us the Reunion, it still leaves slight trauma in all of us.

Person 1: happy march 22
Person 2: fuck no

March 22 by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

David Bowie 

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

David Bowie by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

Hysteria

One of the best songs by Muse with an incredible sexy bassline

Person 1: *plays Hysteria*
Person 2: Oh yeah that's hot

Hysteria by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020