Apple

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten
I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

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Cross country

The most fucking overrated sport of all time, that's also more difficult than any other sport ever (yes, even football). It is terrible, high maintenance, and for you to be a good xc runner you need so much endurance, practice and stamina, because if you don't, you're fucked because they're absolutely NO breaks*/timeouts/whatnot during the races and even the practices.

*includes water breaks.
Damn cross country is so fucking hard and tiring, my friend had an asthma attack and almost died while doing a race. Fuck xc
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