Definitions by Froggo boi

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

Crimping a Prick by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Nut Job 

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.

"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."

Nut Job by Froggo boi May 31, 2023

Sarcastible 

When a situation is so intense that sarcasm doesn't even apply.

"Is the clean up fun?"
"No"
"So bad that it's not even sarcastible?"
"Yeah"

Sarcastible by Froggo boi May 31, 2023

Long Boy 

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

Long Boy by Froggo boi January 22, 2022

Sidewalk Smart

When you are slightly above being street smart.

I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.

Sidewalk Smart by Froggo boi January 16, 2022