FriendofAlice's definitions

hateroused

Getting turned on by someone or something more because they annoy you.

Danielx is such an irritating writer but I can't help getting hateroused by her work.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

sexfully

Both erotically and ignominiously. Like when you're trying to get a favor from someone who is really turned on by you but who does nothing for you.

Originally from the Futurama episode "Love Labours Lost in Space". It's the 4th one.

Can't you ask a little more sexfully?

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

danish kiss

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.

You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

Bavarian kiss

Kiss someone after performing anilingus on them.

Taudl loved to Bavarian kiss because the taste her own asshole on Johann's tongue was delicious.

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

Peach and Eggplant salad

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.

Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.

by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017