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Lizzette is the type of girl who assumes she’s cool but really she’s not that cool. She also has very peculiar behavior at times like eating lasagna in secret while no one is watching, and having full blown conversations with herself while no one is paying attention. She also can get quite rowdy under the influence but immediately she uses her entire burst of energy within a short amount of time and has to be carried out like she’s been injured at war. Most of the time people feel bad for her and tolerate her.
- Hey why is that girl hiding in the pantry and eating lasagna, oh that’s a “Lizzette”.

- I was out and about and noticed an elderly lady having a full blown conversation with herself, and I immediately knew she was doing the “Lizzette”
by Fresh Prince of Persia January 30, 2023
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In Spanish they say a Lizzette is comparable to a “chunkla” an old sandal that you can’t get rid of but you also can’t been seen out with in public!
Damn is that old nana wearing chunklas out, nah that’s a Lizzette!
by Fresh Prince of Persia February 4, 2023
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The male version has much trouble with women. In the stone age, male Hartenbauer cavemen would charm females with their large man boobs. Once seduced the female would have to be on top during sexual intercourse.

Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.
The Hartenbauer sure loves his cake! I guess that means he couldn't get a date tonight.
by Fresh Prince of Persia September 19, 2007
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