Definitions by Fredster C

empty vase 

A gaping anus after vigorous punishment.

Fred, exhausted, left her, lying prone, in the pale light of morning, with an empty vase.

empty vase by Fredster C June 14, 2008

fudge pie 

A pie with a 'fudge' (Title text: shit) filling

Will Gordon Brown be eating fudge pie today after his recent parliamentary defeat?

fudge pie by Fredster C June 14, 2008

3 pronged fork 

Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc

Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.

3 pronged fork by Fredster C June 14, 2008

french doors

What you find under French Knickers

Even though Camilla wasn't French, she certainly had some French Doors under her French Knickers

french doors by Fredster C June 14, 2008

hobbiting 

Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature

Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks

hobbiting by Fredster C June 13, 2008