handgina

Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets.

That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the girls he gets up in, but all he ever really gets is handgina.

by Fredo's da bomb! October 01, 2003

naughty schoolgirl

A woman who wears an out fit like a school uniform of a white oxford shirt, plaid miniskirt, lacy white socks and spike heels, and her hair in ponytails, during sex. Also a popular look with strippers and go go dancers.

Damn, Sue looked hot when she did me like a naughty schoolgirl!

by Fredo's da bomb! October 01, 2003

lappy camper

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.

Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.

by Fredo's da bomb! October 01, 2003