Freakin' Moron's definitions

beastialitease

An incredibly unattractive - often frankly disgusting - woman who would be lucky to ever get a date, but won't put out.

I took that ugly fat cow back to my apartment, and she wouldn't even give me a handjob. What a beastialitease!

by Freakin' Moron August 28, 2008

whorified

The act of becoming a prostitute.

Jane used to be a really nice girl, until she got whorified that is. She now give blowjobs for 50 bucks.

by Freakin' Moron August 27, 2008

cybertease

Someone, usually but not necessarily female, who uses the internet to generate sexual interest and excitement toward him/herself but ultimately never delivers any goods

Kim and I have been emailing back and forth for weeks, but she won’t send me any naked JPEGs. She’s just a cybertease.

by Freakin' Moron August 24, 2008