surprise sex

A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.

Rape is a crime.

The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.

Some examples below:
I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.

I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.

She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
by freakshow July 14, 2005
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tommi barnes

Tommi Barnes

An amazing girl who is awesome and tends to be better than a lot of people. Tommi is a great tuba, bass, flute, keyboard, ect. player. Tommi is creative and musical. Though spending a lot of time alone than with people, she is one of the most amazing friends you could have.
Brittney: Did you see Tommi today?
Carly: No, she is at marching band.
by FreakShow September 15, 2014
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3sum

Engaging in sex acts with two other people; either MMF or FFM. Usually used in text speak.
Wanna 3sum 2nite?

Most peopl fantasise about 3sums
by freakshow July 14, 2005
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